A música...

... mais parva de sempre. 

Nunca ouvi nada assim, meu Deus! 

A letra é qualquer coisa de... nem tenho palavras para descrever! Constatações óbvias (assinaladas a vermelho) e conversas estúpidas (assinaladas a amarelo). Não passa disso.

E a voz da "piquena" na parte do refrão, quando repete "Friiiiiday"?! Ohhhh, coisinha inteniquenta!

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah)Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeahYeah, yeahYeah-ah-ahYeah-ah-ahYeah-ah-ahYeah-ah-ahYeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealSeein' everything, the time is goin'Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'Gotta get down to the bus stopGotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seatSittin' in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?

It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekend

7:45, we're drivin' on the highwayCruisin' so fast, I want time to flyFun, fun, think about funYou know what it isI got this, you got thisMy friend is by my right, ayI got this, you got thisNow you know it

Kickin' in the front seatSittin' in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?

It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, ThursdayToday i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')We-we-we so excitedWe so excitedWe gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is SaturdayAnd Sunday comes after ... wardsI don't want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca BlackSo chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)In the back seat (In the back seat)I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)Fast lanes, switchin' lanesWit' a car up on my side (Woo!)(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of meMakes tick tock, tick tock, wanna screamCheck my time, it's Friday, it's a weekendWe gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekend

It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekend

Já tinha lido várias críticas a esta "pérola", mas confesso que nunca me tinha dado ao trabalho de a ouvir. Hoje foi o dia. Arrependo-me profundamente!

Desafio-vos a mostrarem-me uma canção pior do que esta. Aposto que não conseguem!